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西游:反套路气哭如来

作者:就是喜欢吃肉 | 分类:玄幻 | 字数:163.7万

第164章 三界文学创作一等奖

书名:西游:反套路气哭如来 作者:就是喜欢吃肉 字数:23004 更新时间:2024-11-25 23:22:07

\u003cheader\u003e\u003c/header\u003e\u003carticle\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"0\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"0\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"1\"\u003e我靠?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"1\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"1\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"2\"\u003e这是什么情况啊!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"2\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"2\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"3\"\u003e我御马监干的好好的,怎么给我调到南天门当保安大队长啊呸,这是保安经理吧?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"3\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"3\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"4\"\u003e等等。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"4\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"4\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"5\"\u003e九天玄上神威智勇通武大元帅?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"5\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"5\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"6\"\u003e南极神武真君?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"6\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"6\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"7\"\u003e孙小武是真的懵逼,通武大元帅是官职,南极神武真君是尊号爵位,这玉帝居然是真的给自己升官进爵了。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"7\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"7\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"8\"\u003e这可不是什么齐天大圣虚名啊!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"8\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"8\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"9\"\u003e这居然是正儿八经的给自己升官进爵,如杨戬的二郎显圣真君,这其实不算是正儿八经的官职,因为他本来就不在天庭做事,算是给他爵位尊号的认可。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"9\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"9\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"10\"\u003e像天蓬的天蓬元帅,这就是正儿八经的官职,而天蓬还有真君的尊号爵位——天蓬玉真寿元真君。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"10\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"10\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"11\"\u003e自己这居然一下子,给提升到了这个地步,通武大元帅南极神武真君?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"11\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"11\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"12\"\u003e这总感觉哪里有些不太对的样子啊?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"12\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"12\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"13\"\u003e孙小武看着玉帝,有点懵道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"13\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"13\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"14\"\u003e“陛下,我觉得我这御马监正堂管事做的,还好好的!这忽然升职成元帅镇守南天门,这是不是有些不太好啊?”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"14\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"14\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"15\"\u003e“这升职是不是太快了?”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"15\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"15\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"16\"\u003e“我年少无知,恐无法担此大任啊!”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"16\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"16\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"17\"\u003e不用想。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"17\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"17\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"18\"\u003e孙小武就知道这是灵山对付自己的套路。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"18\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"18\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"19\"\u003e这些秃驴肯定是看自己在御马监里套路不到自己,把自己换到一个显眼的地方,这样才能更好的对付自己。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"19\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"19\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"20\"\u003e把自己架的高高的,再摔下来?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"20\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"20\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"21\"\u003e众仙脸色古怪,也是心里有点懵了。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"21\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"21\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"22\"\u003e我靠!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"22\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"22\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"23\"\u003e九天玄上神威智勇通武大元帅?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"23\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"23\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"24\"\u003e南极神武真君?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"24\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"24\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"25\"\u003e这就直接给追上天蓬杨戬他们了,这是不是升的有那么一点点小快,是不是有点唐突啊!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"25\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"25\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"26\"\u003e啊呸!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"26\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"26\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"27\"\u003e你打野的死猴子啊!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"27\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"27\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"28\"\u003e给你升这么大官,还给你封了尊号,连俸禄都提前给你开了十年,尼特娘还想拒绝?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"28\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"28\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"29\"\u003e你是想光拿俸禄不干活是不是?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"29\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"29\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"30\"\u003e天蓬这会儿本来就气,看到孙小武这个混蛋,居然还把官职追上自己了。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"30\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"30\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"31\"\u003e他不服啊!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"31\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"31\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"32\"\u003e天蓬开口喊道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"32\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"32\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"33\"\u003e“陛下,这官职是不是有点高了?”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"33\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"33\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"34\"\u003e“我觉得孙小武年纪还小,元帅的水太深,他还把把握不住啊!”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"34\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"34\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"35\"\u003e孙小武也是急忙点点头道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"35\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"35\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"36\"\u003e“啊对对对,我觉得天蓬元帅说的非常对,我现在还小,南天门的水太深,我把握不住啊!”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"36\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"36\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"37\"\u003e玉帝一脸淡定,看了看天蓬,对孙小武说道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"37\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"37\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"38\"\u003e“孙爱卿多虑了。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"38\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"38\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"39\"\u003e“你是朕最看重的贤臣,数次的为朕维护天威,现如今给你升官进爵,让你去南天门镇守,也是再好不过了。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"39\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"39\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"40\"\u003e“在而言之,你不是刚刚丢了资源,如此在南天门镇守,岂不是刚好保护我们天宫万仙?”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"40\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"40\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"41\"\u003e随即玉帝又对天蓬说道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"41\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"41\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"42\"\u003e“朕需要你觉得吗?”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"42\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"42\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"43\"\u003e天蓬脸色一尬,开口说道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"43\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"43\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"44\"\u003e“我只是觉得,孙小武从弼马温升上来太快,不合适……”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"44\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"44\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"45\"\u003e“呵!”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"45\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"45\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"46\"\u003e玉帝看了看天蓬,没好气道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"46\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"46\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"47\"\u003e“你天蓬有什么不服的,你能跟人家孙小武比吗,你拿什么跟人家比,人家孙小武虽然来天庭时间短,但是人家屡次维护天威,年年优秀员工。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"47\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"47\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"48\"\u003e“对了,说到孙小武,我得着重的表扬一下,就做昨天孙小武爱卿获得了,三界历史以来文学创作的一等奖,这是天庭众天尊大帝一致认可的,获奖作品是《我的道祖师父》,大家掌声鼓励!”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"48\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"48\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"49\"\u003e滴!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"49\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"49\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"50\"\u003e“反套路成功,获得:风火蒲团。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"50\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"50\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"51\"\u003e“风火蒲团,太清圣人坐禅之宝,一个具有收人收物神力的坐垫,蕴含风与火大道,故名风火蒲团,还可以风火大道召唤黄巾力士。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"51\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"51\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"52\"\u003e它的战绩是:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"52\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"52\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"53\"\u003e第一次卷走截教的强大法宝“混元金斗”,第二次卷走截教大弟子多宝道人。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"53\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"53\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"54\"\u003e啪啪啪!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"54\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"54\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"55\"\u003e众仙听言,瞬间热血沸腾,一个个使劲的拍手叫好。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"55\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"55\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"56\"\u003e一个字,绝!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"56\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"56\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"57\"\u003e众仙觉得吧,孙小武的这个文学作品,那就是前无古人后无来者了,不可能会被超越了。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"57\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"57\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"58\"\u003e太优秀了。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"58\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"58\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"59\"\u003e这样优秀的作品谁能超越啊?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"59\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"59\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"60\"\u003e神作!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"60\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"60\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"61\"\u003e孙小武小脸一红,有些不好意思的摸了摸脸,这味道怎么感觉这么冲啊?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"61\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"61\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"62\"\u003e这个一等奖奖励是真的很赞啊!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"62\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"62\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"63\"\u003e风火蒲团。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"63\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"63\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"64\"\u003e好牛逼的宝贝。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"64\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"64\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"65\"\u003e这东西如来是最熟悉了。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"65\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"65\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"66\"\u003e刺激。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"66\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"66\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"67\"\u003e天蓬嘀咕道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"67\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"67\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"68\"\u003e“他那是比文学的吗,他那是拼师父。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"68\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"68\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"69\"\u003e哪吒也是复议的点点头道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"69\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"69\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"70\"\u003e“就是。就是。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"70\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"70\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"71\"\u003e玉帝冷声道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"71\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"71\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"72\"\u003e“你管人家比什么呢,你比不过你就不要提意见。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"72\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"72\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"73\"\u003e孙小武一脸尴尬道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"73\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"73\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"74\"\u003e“陛下,我还是觉得不太好,我年纪小怕做不好啊!”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"74\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"74\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"75\"\u003e“要不这样,就让我在御马监继续学习,等以后有能力再担此重任?”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"75\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"75\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"76\"\u003e玉帝笑着说道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"76\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"76\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"77\"\u003e“无妨!”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"77\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"77\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"78\"\u003e“朕相信你的能力,相信你一定可以做好的。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"78\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"78\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"79\"\u003e“这就这么说定了,接下来你去御马监交接一下事物,就直接去南天门上任吧!”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"79\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"79\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"80\"\u003e言闭。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"80\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"80\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"81\"\u003e玉帝还不忘对天蓬怼一句:“你瞧瞧人家,人家孙小武爱卿多么谦虚,啊!你再看看你,不像话。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"81\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"81\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"82\"\u003e呃。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"82\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"82\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"83\"\u003e天蓬整个人也是尴尬的一批,就好气啊!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"83\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"83\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"84\"\u003e明明就是你玉帝偏心。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"84\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"84\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"85\"\u003e孙小武这会儿也是开心了,一脸认真的喊道:\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"85\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"85\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"86\"\u003e“谢陛下提拔,臣一定尽忠尽职,为我们天庭守护好南天门!”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"86\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"86\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"87\"\u003e南天门?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"87\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"87\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"88\"\u003e刑!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"88\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"88\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"89\"\u003e我风火蒲团中的风火黄巾力士,已经饥渴难耐了。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"89\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"89\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"90\"\u003e从今日起。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"90\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"90\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"91\"\u003e南天门将是整个天庭众仙的噩梦。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"91\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"91\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"92\"\u003e玉帝也是满意的点点头。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"92\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"92\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"93\"\u003e他其实是想再打赏点的,但是今天直接已经给一万了,再打赏也不合适了。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"93\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"93\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"94\"\u003e毕竟大家都看着呢。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"94\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"94\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"95\"\u003e众人:原来陛下你还知道我们都在看着啊?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"95\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"95\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"96\"\u003e这众仙是真的无语,刚才给提前预支十年俸禄,现在又升官进爵了。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"96\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"96\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"97\"\u003e元帅真君啊!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"97\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"97\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"98\"\u003e这还评了一个文学史的一等奖。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"98\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"98\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"99\"\u003e啧啧啧。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"99\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"99\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"100\"\u003e大家你看看我,我看看你。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"100\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"100\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"101\"\u003e羡慕嫉妒恨!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"101\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"101\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"102\"\u003e无论是俸禄。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"102\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"102\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"103\"\u003e还是这官职爵位。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"103\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"103\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"104\"\u003e还这这文学一等奖。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"104\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"104\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"105\"\u003e全都是特娘的人情世故啊!\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"105\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"105\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"106\"\u003e“粉身碎骨全不怕,要求清白在人间。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"106\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"106\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"107\"\u003e“云想衣裳花想容,春风拂槛露华浓。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"107\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"107\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"108\"\u003e“两情若是久长时,又岂在朝朝暮暮。”\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"108\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"108\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"109\"\u003e还有那倾城倾国的佳人,这孙小武那么多优秀的作品,全都没有评上,最后居然全部败给了《我的道祖师父》一个…日常小作文。\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"109\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"109\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"110\"\u003e这特娘不是人情世故,是什么?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp idx\u003d\"110\" p_idx\u003d\"\"\u003e\u003cblk p_idx\u003d\"110\" e_idx\u003d\"0\" e_order\u003d\"111\"\u003e是爱情吗?\u003c/blk\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003c/article\u003e\u003cfooter\u003e\u003c/footer\u003e